But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me. We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients.What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we'll never know. I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!".If they ever come up with a swashbuckling school, I think one of the courses should be Laughing, Then Jumping Off Something.I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite.Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
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